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The Story of Karlyn Wasbi

Welcome to our new story The Story of Karlyn Wasbi me and Obvious are next to our campfire roasting smores over this totally true tale!!!!

[Auntie Obvious: Dude. Not every tale needs to be told. This is one of them.]

LA LA LA NPT LISTENING!!!!

Once in the long forgoton year of 2020 an egg started hatching it was a species called a COMMENT TROLL They surfed websites and raided the comments…

[Auntie Obvious: After you finish reading this, if you’d like the last five minutes of your life back, please contact our complaint department, and they will send you a 10-page questionnaire to fill out. It will take about an hour.]

The one that hatched was called Karlyn Wasbi It’s parents Scam Wasbi and Copyright wasbi taught her how to raid a comments section…..

[Actually, looks like this is going to take up more like 10 minutes of your life. Sorry.]

Then when a story called Aqua dolphin went live in june Karlyn made her public debut she asked for an update, she got one. Then she went for MORE she got another one but then Karlyn WENT CRAZY.

[I mean, if there’s a bright spot here, it’s that Brady has to go to school tomorrow, so eventually, this story is gonna have to end.]

Hey! you were Ok with “Why We Changed our Logo” when it aired! this is the absolute same thing!!!

[Auntie Obvious: That one made a little more sense. Hey, peeps, go ahead and let me know who all wants a complaint form.]

Cancel the complaint form program now!!!!

[Auntie Obvious: Pretty sure it’s the law.]

Button Time!!

Deleted The Complaint Form Program from existence

[Auntie Obvious: Nice job, genius. That starts the countdown to blow up the entire website.]

Ok then!

Brady The Book Sailor left the website

[Auntie Obvious: Dude, it’s a website, not an airport. You don’t have to announce when you are leaving. Come back soon, everyone to the new AuntieObvious.com website!]

Nope not happening ever. Now time for the unveiling of [***new website***]

our storage ran out…

BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[***Removed by Auntie Obvious because, DUDE, I *told* you we don’t own that domain name. Domain names cost money! I mean, it’s not like going to the doctor and getting a free lollipop. Well, I mean, technically, your parents and/or their insurance company paid for the lollipop, but it’s free to YOU.]

6 replies on “The Story of Karlyn Wasbi”

You need a domain name for AuntieObvious.com!!!!! by the way here is the link to her ACTUAL website AuntieKimberly.com ARRGH no links in the comments.

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Awwww, thanks for the shout-out, dude! You can actually type the links in, but they don’t turn into hyperlinks. So, like, random people can’t come in and be all, “Nice post! Check out CheapPorgPlushies.net!” And then people visit the website and buy their stuff, but then you find out it’s actually an evil plot from the Consortium of Ancients!

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Check out S.C.A.M. Super Cool Amazing Merch here is my link!!!
WHAT? no link!!!

[Auntie Obvious Note: I WIELD THE POWER OF THE EDIT BUTTON!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

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Sorry Didn’t know [*********] was a real website… plz don’t moderate

[Auntie Obvious Note: THE EDIT BUTTON! ULTIMATE POWEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!]

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