One winter day, Robot King Heat was thinking, “Boy, winter really stinks. It is not Hot outside at all. Even my lava bath froze, thank goodness I don’t use a shower. Wait, this could be a perfect revenge scheme for Robot Snowman. I’ll raise the heat really high like I did last year. Eh, Eh, Eh.”
Meanwhile in Winter Wonderland, Robot Snowman was decorating for Christmas by putting up lights but it was hard because of his new robot body. He thought, “Why did I get this new holiday version of my robotics, it is uncomfortable and it cost over $ 5,000 dollars.” He then went inside to hang ornaments on the Christmas tree. He looked at his new control panel and thought, “Now where is that Hang The Ornament button? Oh, there it is.” ZZZAAAPPPP!!! And the tree fizzled! “Oops, that must have been the Laser Pointer button. Now I’ll have to go get another one of those special electronic trees with the custom lights and that cost $5,000. I am out $15,000 dollars and still don’t have my tree up yet. AARRGGHH! I do not like Christmas!”
Then his phone rang and it was King Heat who had put a spy camera in Robot Snow Man’s House and said, “Hey, I hear you don’t like Christmas either and I was planning to spoil your Christmas. You have ruined my bad surprise.” Robot Snowman decided to blast the phone with the laser point. But, BBOOIINGG! Out popped the Christmas tree balls all over the floor. AAARRRGGH I pushed the wrong button again. I hate this new suit.” So, he tried to press the Remove Suit Button but accidently hit the Lock Suit Button. “AAARRRGGGHHH, now I have to find the Unlock Suit button.” He finally found the Unlock Suit Button and decided to end this horrible day and just go to bed.
He fell asleep, but then he heard a WWOOOSSSHHH which woke him up. He heard a voice slowly say, “Roobboott Snnoowwmmann.” Robot Snowman said, “Who and what is there?” The voice said, “I am the Goat Of Christmas Annoyance, and your bad attitude today annoyed me.” Robot Snowman said, “Why did you make a Whooshing noise if you are just a goat.” The goat replied, “Because I am a ghost goat.” Robot Snowman, “Ok, this is starting to sound like a weird story some kid would write to post on the internet.” The Goat said, “That may be true, but I am here to find out why you do not like Christmas anymore.” Robot Snowman said, “Alright, now this is sounding like a Charles Dickens book.” Just then, the Ghost Goat of Christmas Annoyance picked Robot Snowman off his bed and took him on a tour of the best Christmases ever. The first stop was………………..suspense………..
A goat family Christmas. Robot Snowman asked, “What’s so special about this?” The goat said, “It was the best Christmas ever. My brother, Ghost Goat Of Not Being Able To Cook, accidentally CLEANED THE GARBAGE that we were gonna eat, but we ate it anyway and all sang Christmas carols that night. It was amazing, Scrooge.” Robot Snowman said “MY NAME IS NOT SCROOGE IT IS ROBOT SNOWMAN!” Ghost goat said, “I got you confused with the guy I visited last year. But now it is time to make another stop.” And off they flew! But where to? …….suspense……..
Robot Snowman asked, “Where are we now?” The Goat said, ‘Well. Power Snowman, doesn’t this look familiar?” Robot Snowman said, “HEY, MY NAME IS NOT POWER SNOWMAN!” The Ghost Goat said, “Oops, that’s the guy that has no problems with Christmas at all.” So, Robot Snowman looked closer and saw his friends having a good time. There was Frosty the Snowman, The Good Abominable Snowman, and Rudy the Elf and they were singing Christmas carols around a tree. And he saw himself joining in the fun. “Oh, that was the super fun Christmas that was so special, but later King Heat ruined it by making it so hot that Frosty melted, Abominable Snowman fainted, and Rudy’s nose turned bright red.” The Goat said, “Sorry about that, but wasn’t it fun before that happened. Didn’t you enjoy that Christmas?” Robot Snowman admitted that he liked that Christmas, before King Heat ruined it. The Ghost Goat saw King Heat’s space ship in the sky and said, “Oh no, this must be when King heat ruined the Christmas. Trust me, I will not let him ruin another Christmas but let’s get out of here and go back to the present.”
Robot Snowman found himself back in bed and said, “What the Dickens is going on here.” He looked outside and it was cold and snowing. He went outside and made a snowman and then found an old silk hat and put it on his head…….guess what, Frosty was back. Then the Abominable Snowman ran out of some nearby bushes and said, “Boy it is good to be back and be cold again, it was not fun hiding out this past year. Then Rudy came up and said, “Hey guys, I found some good nose ointment, how do I look?” Frosty said, “That ointment may have worked but now your nose is blue, but that is an improvement.” Robot Snowman wondered how this had happened when he saw a note laying on the snow. It read, “Have a merry Christmas Robot snowman with your friends and you do not need the fancy new robotic suit or the $5,000 dollar tree, because you have your friends and that is what matters. Then he noticed King Heats spaceship coming at them. Oh no, he is going to try to ruin our Christmas again. ……….suspense……….
King Heat shouted over his loudspeaker, “I hear you like Christmas again, but not for long! King Heat said, Eh, Eh, Eh, here comes the heat!” But when he pressed the Hot button, noting happened. He pressed it again. Nothing happened. “AAARRRRGGUUUHHHH!!! What the Dickens is going on here” (Author’s note: Ok we used that before but I thought it was funny). The Goat Ghost appeared and said, “Merry Christmas fella, and head-butted King Heat into the abyss, where it was super cold. Then the Goat said, “I learned about the head butt from my other brother, Ghost Goat Of Minecraft Beta.” Then the Goat turned to Robot Snowman and said, “Make sure you enjoy Christmas and remember that it is not about expensive suits, expensive trees, Laser buttons or any of that stuff. It is about friends and family!”
As he flew out of sight, they heard him exclaim, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.”
And a very Merry Christmas from Brady too.
NOW FOR THE 2020 CHRISTMAS Poem!
A Goatmas Holiday Poem
What do goats have in common with Christmas season,
Technically there are a lot of really good reasons
You may disagree but let me tell you that it is true
And this is the story of one goat that I will tell you
One day a little goat who was shaggy like a wookie
And sometimes liked to eat a chocolate chip cookie
But mostly he liked eat paper, ribbons and boxes too
So he loves Christmas because of what you do
You set out all of his favorite foods for him to see,
And he hoped to find wrapped presents under a tree
To him, it is a feast you sponsored just for him
And If he eats it all, he certainly will not stay slim
But there were no presents, perhaps Santa was late,
But he saw the cookies you left and all of them he ate
And he drank the glass of milk you had left on the shelf
But guess who saw him, the family’s special elf
The elf took out a walkie-talkie and called Mr. Clause
and the elf asked Santa to wait a little bit because
He reported that the goat had eaten Santa’s midnight treat
And the elf was going to arrest the goat for “Grand Theft Eat”
So the elf saved the Christmas for the family that night
And Santa was pleased that the elf made things right
Because Santa left the presents after the goat was gone
Now, you may think that the story is over, but you are wrong
And the elf’s idea for the goat would help keep the world neat
The elf took the little goat to the large recycle center to eat
All of the paper, ribbons, and boxes people had thrown away
So, Santa, the family, elf, and goat all had a great Christmas Day!
Remember, the best gifts are not always from Santa!
Tune in next time for Robot Snowman, the story of Cat!
A summary of Robot Snowman – Merry Goatmas: In a world where there is a super hero who does not like Christmas, an evil villain plots in the shadows. Can a Ghostly Goat help our hero? Will King Heat’s evil plot work, again? Find out in this story.
“I loved this story so much. It really makes this Christmas good.” Frosty
“Oh, Christmas is no good and this story is terrible. I would rather have an airhorn.” Nartha
“This story will make presents rain down on you if you buy it.” Radba Akerba
“ARRRRGGGGUUUHHHH! I already posted my holiday story for this season. So you won’t see this on the website until JULY!” – Auntie Obvious
“I really don’t understand this story. What is a goat doing in this story. What does it have to do with the holiday season? This so hard!” – Gra
“I only like cute baby goats. Big Goats are freaky.” Mommylorian