We’re Very Sorry

(Side Note : This IS NOT an apology to Karlyn Wasbi) P.S. We know what you did……

Hello I just want to say sorry, Not posting is no fun because I LOVE posting for you all! except for her…..

(Karlyn Wasbi:) ME NO FORGIVE YOU FOR NO UPDAYTZ!!!!

[Auntie Obvious: Dude, ever heard the expression “Don’t Feed the Trolls?”

So we had to press the button and oh no! now you guys know!!! that notification on my screen!

Kicked Karlyn Wasbi From existence.

Err that was a glitch from the button!!! OH NO!!!!!!

[Auntie Obvious: Sorry, everyone. I knew I shouldn’t have let Brady have a fruit punch AND a soda today.]

Ok Obvious don’t get any ideas from that button….

Kicked Brady The Book Sailor from existence

[Auntie Obvious: The Mommylorian is going to be super bummed about this.]

Brought Brady The Book Sailor Back in to existence

Oh thank goodness the button glitched! Now I wonder Who else will come with me…..

Brought Karlyn Wasbi back into existence

Brought Sith Trooper dude back into existence

Brought Screaming Guy Back into existence

Brought Evil Scary Pumpkin back into existence

Brought Leia The Dog Back into existence

Brought Power Monkey Back into existence

Oh no.. Well that last one is true….

[Auntie Obvious: Apologies, everyone. I have no idea what is going on here. I bought Brady some promotional bookmarks for the website for Christmas, and I think the raw power has gone to his head.]

Brady The Book Sailor Tutorial

Want to get the most out of your Brady The Book Sailor Experience? Check out this tutorial with voice recordings of The Real Brady The Book Sailor and Auntie Obvious!

Ahoy, Mateys!

Hi, I am Brady the Book Sailor! Don’t get us wrong, Book Sailors do not use boats! Although my friend GrapeBeard the Friendly Pirate has a bathtub ship. (But you’ll have to read the original Brady the Book Sailor story to find out about that.) I’m a really good reader, and I write my own stories! You might call people like this Book Eaters, but if you want to find about real Book Eaters, talk to my friends the Storyvores. You’ll have to read Brady the Book Sailor Meets the Storyvores to meet them! My Auntie used to write the Brady the Book Sailor stories, but now we share the series. But my name is going first.

(Auntie) Dude, whose computer is this website on?

(Brady) Duh, everyone’s.

(Auntie) No, I mean right now as we are typing this.

(Brady) Well, I’m dictating it, and you also get different perks other than that.

(Auntie) Oh, really? Like what perks?

(Brady) Like working with me and taking out the garbage. And also, getting to watch The Mandalorian with me and Minecraft Story Mode.

(Auntie) I was thinking more like that the perk would be free coffee, but I guess that sounds good too. Except for the taking out the garbage part.

(Brady) Aaaaaanywayyyyy…some of my favorite authors are Dav Pilkey, Aaron Blabey, Stephen Pastis, Tom Angleberger, and J.K. Rowling. You’re wondering, “How do you sail with books?” But that is why we are here. We use items called Magic Purple Library Cards. You can also get them in gold, but you have to do something special to get that version.