There once was a little truck named Mr. Truck, AKA Truckilious Exhaustpipe Truck. His name was almost bigger than he was.
The little truck liked to do kind things for others because that made him happy, too.
The Kind Little Truck lived on the deserted planet Trucktooine.
Truck2D2 and C3Poil came to Trucktooine on an escape pod. Truck2D2 had an important message from Princess Leia.
The Kind Little Truck found some other people who were leaving for Alderaan. He said, “Hello, people I don’t know! Hey, I do know one of you, you are Abraham Lincoln.” To say hello to people when you run into them is very kind.
Abe said, “Whoops, it’s the wrong book here. See ya.” Everybody looked at each other in disbelief. And then, the people who the Kind Little Truck did not know, took the Kind Little Truck to a space-ship. One of the people said, “Hi, I am Han Solo from the planet Mud.”
The Kind Little Truck said, I am a really good pilot. Maybe you could take a break and let me drive.” Doing something for someone else is very, very kind.
Then the Kind Little Truck set out to look for more kind things he could do. Then Truck2D2 accidentally flew into the escape pod. The escape pod launched itself in the zone of incoming fire. The Kind Little Truck jumped through the hole where the escape pod was. He saved someone’s life, which is very, very, very, very kind.
Then the ship went to the destination, which was Alderaan, but Alderaan had blown up. Standing right there was the Caraccident star.
Until Part Two, which may be a very long time.
[Auntie Note: Abraham Lincoln is an ambitious crossover from books written by Brady’s “Dadat”]