Aqua Dolphin: A Brady and Dadat Story

Once there was a dolphin whose name was Aqua Dolphin. Although he could not swim all that fast, he was very smart and, he had an eye that could shoot a laser. Now we do not know how he came to have a laser eye. (What did you expect, this isn’t a masterpiece).

 He was the policeman for the group of dolphins. He was good at his job because no one wanted to be hit with his laser and no one wanted to go to underwater prison. But one day, two teen age turtles who were faster than Aqua dolphin (wait a minute, we told you he was slow). These two turtles decided to play a prank on Aqua Dolphin. They found a mirror which would reflect back the laser. ………….suspense………..and……

Cliffhanger, (OK not really a cliffhanger yet!)

They swam past him really fast, and Aqua Dolphin could not catch them, so he fired his laser eye. Suddenly the turtles help up their mirror and the laser went the wrong direction and blew the door off of the underwater prison. “AAARRRRGGGGHHHH,” said Aqua Dolphin, “Now I have to start all over catching the bad creatures.”

But he had no prison with a door so he took all to the playground and told them to play nice while he found a new prison. (We told you this was not a masterpiece). Guess what, the bad creatures did not play nice. They cut in line, they wouldn’t share equipment, they jumped off the swings and they then flew out of the playground. “AAAARRRRGHHHH,” said Aqua Dolphin, Not again.”

Aqua Dolphin decided he was not cut out for police work. So he made a cardboard cutout of himself and put it up so the bad creatures would he was still around. But what would our almost hero do now. He thought he would open a restaurant, but he found out that it is hard to cook underwater because the fire kept going out. Next, he thought he would be a typist (he was sure he would be better than the world’s greatest typist), but he had no fingers and the computer wouldn’t work under water. He then thought of a new job…………This one was perfect……..suspense…….

He got a job at Dadat’s swimming pool and would charge kids to try to ride him. He always bucked them off. We have an interview with one of the boys who tried to ride him. Brady, the world champion dolphin rider, could not stay on Aqua dolphin for more than five minutes. Brady said, “AAARRRRHGGGH”, I’ll get you yet, Aqua Dolphin!”

(What did you expect, we told you it was no masterpiece.)

THE END

Auntie Kimberly Runs Out of Coffee!!!

One day Auntie Kimberly woke up and went to the kitchen to make her favorite food, (or drink) COFFEE! But when she went to place where she stored her coffee beans, the jar was empty. Well not empty, there was one lone coffee bean. “AAAARRRRGGGGUGGGHHHH!” Shouted Auntie Kimberly. “This is terrible. Worst problem ever. What will I do? I must have coffee. Must have Coffee! Must have Coffee! It is the only food I crave. How did this happen?”

Auntie Kimberly didn’t know Dadat borrowed the beans and intended to replace them but he got distracted because Brady came over and he and Dadat began to write stories. Dadat also had to do Lincoln Blog number 12,245. So, he was too busy and completely forgot to replace the beans. Unfortunately, Dadat also forgot to make Gra’s coffee and she really got grumpy.

Although Dadat lived over a mile away, he heard Auntie Kimberly scream, “Where is my coffee!” Brady’s mom had a coffee party with Auntie Kimberly and Gra the day before because they all liked coffee and drank 13 cups apiece.

Auntie Kimberly thought, “I’ll go to the store and buy more coffee and I’ll buy more than one package”, but then she remembered there was a quarantine. AAAARRRRRGGGGGUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!! So she tried to order from Instacart but the store was sold out and the person brought her a bag of peanuts instead.

Auntie Kimberly was getting desperate. She called Dadat on the phone and asked if he could bring her some coffee. “OOOOPPPPSSSS!” said Dadat, who now remembered that he had forgotten to replace the coffee he borrowed. Dadat said he could be there in two hours. “Oh No” said Kimberly, “I will be really crazy by then. I will call the CEO of Coffee Kingdom and have them deliver. 

In the meantime Auntie Kimberly saw the single lone coffee bean and started chewing on it. “Hey” she thought, “this doesn’t taste that bad.” And that is why Auntie Kimberly now eats coffee instead of drinking it!

The End.

A Story About America, Episode 2 – The Liberty Bell

By
Brady Washington, Kid Historian

One day Frederick was visiting Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with his parents and his little brother. His parents did not know that Frederick had a living drink in his pocket. The family decided to visit the Liberty Bell and went inside the small building where it is kept. Some of the living juice spilled on the Liberty Bell and “WOOOOSH!” and “WAAACK and “Ding!” and the Liberty Bell grew feet and legs and started walking toward Frederick and his family.

“What is happening,” yelled Frederick’s daddy. 

“Whoops”, said Frederick

And they heard a man’s voice say, “Hello, welcome to Philadelphia, but I am going home to London England where I was born and get more attention. They will ring me more often like no one ever rang me before and they will be more careful and not crack me. I have only two tiny cracks and do not want them to turn into one big crack.”

But, when he got to England, they rang the bell too hard and the two little cracks turned into a super volcano crack (That is really big).

So, the Liberty Bell shouted, take me to the United Hospital and maybe they can fix my crack.” 

Well, the hospital could not fix the crack but they offered to put a lot of duct tape on it. But, the liberty Bell said, “No thanks. I think I will go back to Philadelphia and maybe they can fix the crack.”

And when he got back to America they fixed his crack with two small magnets and that is they way he looks today. But, he can still talk but still looks like a Bell.

He is not like Emily, the former statue of liberty, or like anyone else, but is happy the way he is. 

He is a television reporter and sometimes you can see him reading the news.

The End

(Check out the facts below)

Dear readers,

This is a fiction story about America but some of the information is true- The Liberty Bell was made in London, it is in Philadelphia, and it does have a super volcano crack,

1.The Liberty Bell was made in London in 1752 for a building in Philadelphia.

2. The bell cracked a little when it was first rung but the crack was repaired.

3. The Bell was probably rung after the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

I hope you have fun with these stories of myths and legends. And, that you “Read it like you mean it!”

Brady Washington, Kid Historian