[Brady]: Six weeks! I can’t believe it!
[Auntie Obvious]: Technically, it’s five weeks, but this is the 6th update. This is what you pay me the big bucks for!
[Brady]: I don’t recall paying you any bucks – or me having any
[Auntie Obvious]: It was a joke.
[Brady]: Oh, one of your cheesey ones. What are your point totals? I heard there were some discrepancies in your point total.
[Auntie Obvious]: Mistakes were made.
[Brady]: Tell me about what you did.
[Auntie Obvious]: What? Did I say that I made a mistake? No. I said MISTAKES WERE MADE. The mistakes made themselves.
[Brady]: I recall hearing that you gave yourself the amount of points that you would get for a Rowing book for TWO CRUISING BOOKS.
[Auntie Obvious]: Unfortunately, your sources are correct. My correct total from last week was actually 700 instead of 1,000. And this week, I finished Star Wars: A New Dawn by John Jackson Miller, which is 250 points, so I have a total of 950.
[Brady]: I read Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – third time, thank you for asking. So I have 2,100 points. And I’m excited to be starting Shadow of the Sith, by Adam Christopher.
[Auntie Obvious]: I’m starting that one, too! Suuuuuuper excited!
[Brady]: So what’s your Point Break pick for this week? Mine is Geoff the Ghost2: Finding Pumpkin!
[Auntie Obvious]: Mine is your brand new story, The Primate 1, a sci-fi novel about an all-monkey space crew. I hope everyone likes it!
[Brady]: Well, KEEP READING everyone! And make sure not to forget to SAIL ON!