Hey Book Sailors! The 2022 Reading Regatta starts in one week! Are you ready?
[Brady]: Some of you have been wondering what happens if you are in the middle of a book on June 1st. Good news! You totally get to count it!
[Auntie Obvious]: WOO HOO! Because I am reading a book called Count of Monte Cristo that is 1,276 pages! And I am going to wait to read the last page until June 1st!
[Brady]: First, that’s kind of cheating. And I know you already finished the book because you wouldn’t stop talking about how hard it was. Blah, blah, blah.
[Auntie Obvious]: Whaaaaaaa? I was totally talking about a different book. OK, never mind. Busted.
[Brady]: No idea how that became such a beloved classic.
[Auntie Obvious]: Word. Actually lots of words. Lots and lots and lots of words.
[Brady]: Anyway, Book Sailors, I hope you are excited for everything! Remember the first Point Break – where you get bonus points for reading two of my specially selected original stories – drops on June 1st!