Once there was a dolphin whose name was Aqua Dolphin. Although he could not swim all that fast, he was very smart and, he had an eye that could shoot a laser. Now we do not know how he came to have a laser eye. (What did you expect, this isn’t a masterpiece).
He was the policeman for the group of dolphins. He was good at his job because no one wanted to be hit with his laser and no one wanted to go to underwater prison. But one day, two teen age turtles who were faster than Aqua dolphin (wait a minute, we told you he was slow). These two turtles decided to play a prank on Aqua Dolphin. They found a mirror which would reflect back the laser. ………….suspense………..and……
Cliffhanger, (OK not really a cliffhanger yet!)
They swam past him really fast, and Aqua Dolphin could not catch them, so he fired his laser eye. Suddenly the turtles help up their mirror and the laser went the wrong direction and blew the door off of the underwater prison. “AAARRRRGGGGHHHH,” said Aqua Dolphin, “Now I have to start all over catching the bad creatures.”
But he had no prison with a door so he took all to the playground and told them to play nice while he found a new prison. (We told you this was not a masterpiece). Guess what, the bad creatures did not play nice. They cut in line, they wouldn’t share equipment, they jumped off the swings and they then flew out of the playground. “AAAARRRRGHHHH,” said Aqua Dolphin, Not again.”
Aqua Dolphin decided he was not cut out for police work. So he made a cardboard cutout of himself and put it up so the bad creatures would he was still around. But what would our almost hero do now. He thought he would open a restaurant, but he found out that it is hard to cook underwater because the fire kept going out. Next, he thought he would be a typist (he was sure he would be better than the world’s greatest typist), but he had no fingers and the computer wouldn’t work under water. He then thought of a new job…………This one was perfect……..suspense…….
He got a job at Dadat’s swimming pool and would charge kids to try to ride him. He always bucked them off. We have an interview with one of the boys who tried to ride him. Brady, the world champion dolphin rider, could not stay on Aqua dolphin for more than five minutes. Brady said, “AAARRRRHGGGH”, I’ll get you yet, Aqua Dolphin!”
(What did you expect, we told you it was no masterpiece.)