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Robot Snowman 4: The Pyramid of the Sand King

By Brady M. (Installment 4 in a 5-part series)

When Robot Snowman 3 ended, we found out that Jalapeño Pepper survived Cat’s attack, but will Power Monkey or Robot Snowman suvive Jalapeño Pepper’s attack? Wait, what happened to not using Power Monkey in this series? Now we present Power Monkey 4 (Just Kidding, that came out centuries ago.) Now we really present, Robot Snowman 4! We hope!

Robot Snowman looked at Jalapeño Pepper from head to toe and discovered that he had wheels instead of feet. Then Jalapeño Pepper wiggled his robotic mustache and then King Heat, who was already watching Robot Snowman and Jalapeño Pepper, said, Enough of this nonsense!” And then he said, “Jalapeño, take the feline.” And Cat, who was just approaching said, “What up?” Then Jalapeño asked King Heat if he should take Cat to the Pyramid of the Sand King. “Instantly”, said King Heat, “There is nothing the Sand King can do about it.”

Robot Snowman knew that the Sand King lived in a winter wonderland and he went there to see if the Sand King would help them rescue Cat. Sand King said, “Sure, I would like to reclaim my pyramid.” Since the Pyramid was in the desert, Robot Snowman had to put on a helmet to keep his head at the right temperature, or else it would have melted, and he would just be called Robot (and he did not want to have his head melted like his body did in space.)

Robot Snowman easily found Cat at the pyramid, but King Heat was just as easy to find. King Heat said, “What’s Up!” and turned on his electric staff. “Ooooh, it’s getting warm in here,” said Cat. “I’ll put you under my helmet,” said Robot Snowman. They then heard King Heat say, “Let’s heat this day up!”

Instantly, Robot Snowman fired up his electric staff and he and King Heat started fighting. “You may be hot, but you will never have the warm feeling of love,” said Robot Snowman. “Bring it on, Robot Snowman,” said King Heat.

Robot Snowman was at the moment when he could have destroyed King Heat, but he refused to. Instead, he tranquilized King Heat. After that, the police took King Heat away without him even noticing.

Epilogue.

After King Heat was captured, Robot Snowman returned to Winter Wonderland, and the Sand King was again King of the Pyramids. But will King Heat break out? Will Winter Wonderland be taken over? Find out in the fivequel of this hit series.

5 replies on “Robot Snowman 4: The Pyramid of the Sand King”

CLIFFHANGERSES, PRECIOUS! WE HATSES CLIFFHANGERSES! WE NEEDSES TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENSES! TELL US WHAT HAPPENSESSSSSSS! GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

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Dude, take a frozen fish pill. We admin this website, so the next installment will be posted as soon as we re-type the text and get pictures of all the art. So, like, maybe Monday or Tuesday?

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FALSE! TRICKSY! YOU EVEN SPELLDSES YOUR NAME WRONG! GOLLUM! GOLLUM! IS THE SAILOR OF BOOKSES HIDING THE FIVEQUEL IN HIS POCKETSES? DOES HE HAVE JUICY FISH TO EAT?

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Seriously, dude. It was just a typo. The fivequel is on the dining room table. Go take a look and read it for yourself before you have a fishy freakout. You won’t believe how it ends!

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